November 26, 2009
Suspected bank robber John Ford of Cleveland, Ohio gave new meaning to the term “eating his words” when he was arrested recently. When police caught him he was driving a car matching witnesses descriptions, he had a sack of money with exploded die on it, and a white piece of paper in his pocket. It is assumed that the paper was the note he used demanding the money. However we may never know because while he was handcuffed and placed on the hood of the police car the police searched him and emptied his pockets. When they put the paper down, the dashboard camera saw him (but the police did not) use his mouth to pick it up and gobble down the evidence!
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April 17, 2009
A New York bank robber in Central Islip, Long Island had a two-year track record of robbing banks without getting caught. The secret to his success were his many chapeaus. For every robbery he wore something different on his head. Sometimes it was a fedora, other times a black hat traditionally worn by Orthodox Jews, and he even wore a turban. However, it all came undone when a band-aid fell off during one of the robberies and the police used the DNA to track him down.
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