December 1, 2009
Golfer Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident outside his home around 2:30am on Friday, November 27, 2009. Immediately after leaving his house, his Cadillac SUV hit a fire hydrant and tree and when police arrived, they found Woods in and out of consciousness in the street with his wife Elin. Initial reports were that Elin (who was not in the vehicle with him) used a golf club to smash the rear window and extricate Woods. However, rumors are now circulating that there may be more to the story. One rumor states that Woods was recently seen in Australia with another woman and questions surround why Woods was leaving home at such an odd hour. Woods has refused to meet with Police investigators and simply issued a statement stating that the rumors are false and requests privacy. click here for limerick
March 4, 2009
Australian police were called to a home in Adelaide after receiving reports that two thieves were attempting to steal a car. When they arrived, they discovered that one thief had accidentally locked himself inside the car and could not escape. The second thief was found hiding in nearby bushes. click here for limerick
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