Dog And Pony (No) Show

February 1, 2010

Like many cities, San Diego is trying to find ways to cut costs in this economy.  Therefore the police department is firing some of their “personnel” and auctioning their equipment.  Those affected are the 7 horses that patrolled Balboa Park (Wam, Trigger, Major, Junior, Bret, Bandit and Austin) as well as one third of their canines.  The horse unit was created in 1983 (ironically enough) to save money for the department.  The auction, which is being held on publicsurplus.com, starts February 1 and runs through the 10th.


To save money and lives was the reason for their hire
But they have no pension so they can’t even retire
In a strange sort of divorce
Say goodbye dog and horse
To lay off man’s best friend the situation must be dire!



No Comments

No Comments

Leave a reply

Name *

Mail *

Website

Enter your email address below to signup to DailyLimerick.com and we'll drop you a line when new limericks are posted.

Enter your email address:

Delivered by FeedBurner.

Our strict privacy policy keeps your email address 100% safe & secure.