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Philosophical Thievery

January 28, 2010

In Joliet Illinois, 2 men and a juvenile attempted to rob a grocery store.  After donning ski masks and bandanas and carrying air pistols, one entered the store while the other two acted as lookouts.  He quickly emerged and told is accomplices that there was no one minding the store – no one to open the register.  A witness saw all of this take place and called the police who quickly arrested the trio.


If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound?
The answer to that, may finally have been found
For a victimless crime
They’ll likely serve time
Who knew that teenage robbery would get so profound?