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Don’t Ask This Neighbor To Water Your Plants

January 23, 2010

Dieter and Rosemarie Friebel could not figure out why, for years, the plants they tended to so carefully kept dying.  The Hamburg, Germany couple even considered having the soil tested for poison but it was cost prohibitive.  They never would have imagined that their neighbor, whom they had an ongoing feud with, was doing obscene things to their foliage in the middle of the night.  But, when they anonymously received a CD containing 12 videos of the neighbor urinating on the plants, the mystery was solved.  The neighbor has since apologized.


In Hamburg a feuding neighbor had a sick plan
He urinated on plants, shortening their life span
It wasn’t mature
One thing is for sure
The Friebel’s neighbor is one very pissed off man