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He Thinks Strip Clubs Are Baaaaaa-d

January 22, 2010

When strip clubs open for business, often they contend with community protestors.  However, the Lynx Gentleman’s Club in Coachella, California experienced a different kind of trouble.  The weekend before they were due to open, a goat smashed through the double glass doors and accrued more than $2,000 worth of damage.  A review of the surveillance video shows the goat staring at his reflection in the doors for hours and then suddenly rammed against them.  The goat was not caught, and the Gentleman’s Club still plans to open as soon as it receives its liquor license.


Days before opening, a strip joint was in the skids
‘Cause of a goat wreaking havoc, from floor to lids
Did he want to see a show?
What the goat did not know
Is that the Lynx Gentleman’s Club is not for kids