Nine Lives Is A Long Time To Spend In Jail

January 17, 2010

Sal Esposito does not want to serve the jury duty he was summoned to.  Not because he does not want to serve his country, but because he does not speak the language.  In fact, Sal does not speak at all because he is a feline.  When the cat was summoned, Guy and Anna Esposito, Sal’s owners, tried to explain to the court why Sal would not be appearing.  However, the court would not accept that “excuse.”  The source of the confusion seems to be that on the last census, the Espositos listed Sal under pets and scratched out dog and wrote in cat.  Failure to appear for jury duty can result in fines and/or jail time. click here for limerick

 

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