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Full Monty Scans

January 9, 2010

Airport security is once again in the news.  Making headlines now is the controversial full body screenings that can see beneath your clothes.  Proponents like them because agents can easily spot any dangerous items someone is carrying.  Those opposed worry about possible civil rights violations with images (again possibly) being saved and used in an inappropriate manner.  On a recent talk show, Democratic political strategist James Carville, who flies frequently, spoke out and said, “Let me buy a [security] card, then go and measure my penis, and let me get on the airplane.”  Fortunately, that is not necessary for security purposes.


To more security James Carville would submit
But no one was prepared for what he did admit
Saying go ahead and scan
The parts that make him a man
Of course, there are many who want him to zip it