She’s No Joy To The World
December 15, 2009
A Florida woman with a very unusual name was arrested in Boynton Beach on December 13, 2009. Her name is Merry Christmas, but her heart did not seem to be filled with joy when police entered her neighborhood. While officers were questioning a woman on the street, Christmas exited her house and began yelling so loudly that officers had to stop. After repeatedly ignoring warnings to be quiet and return to her home she was arrested on obstruction of justice charges. Christmas, who was born on December 28th, was released with a notice to appear in court.
She better watch out, she better not cry
She lacks the joy her name does imply
Born on a December date
Arrested in a frantic state
This Merry Christmas really went awry
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Posted on: December 15, 2009
Filed under: Just For Fun
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3 Comments
Sally
December 15th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Merry Christmas, you better not pout
Merry Christmas, you better not shout
You better not cry
I’m telling you why
‘Cuz Santa won’t bail you out!
DailyLimerick.com
December 15th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
You don’t know that for sure . . . In her family Santa might be her dad (which would really explain the name!)
Sally
December 17th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Santa Christmas? Hmmm, I am betting on “White” for a first name instead of Santa…
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