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Is That You Santa Claus?

December 2, 2009

A gift sent to the Governor of Tennessee did not get the warm welcome that was expected.  In fact, instead of being given to the governor it was presented to the bomb squad, FBI, and the Tennessee Emergency Management Agency who combined to destroy it.  It appears that the mechanical Santa meant as a gift from a company in Georgia, was moving when it arrived in the Governor’s mailroom and caused great alarm.  All the commotion caused the capitol to be evacuated for 2 hours.


A mysterious package gave the governor’s office pause
And ordered that everyone in the building withdraws
The package seemed to be moving
But staffers were disapproving
When they learned it was only a mechanical Santa Claus