“Rough” Times for Tiger Woods

December 1, 2009

Golfer Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident outside his home around 2:30am on Friday, November 27, 2009.  Immediately after leaving his house, his Cadillac SUV hit a fire hydrant and tree and when police arrived, they found Woods in and out of consciousness in the street with his wife Elin.  Initial reports were that Elin (who was not in the vehicle with him) used a golf club to smash the rear window and extricate Woods.  However, rumors are now circulating that there may be more to the story.  One rumor states that Woods was recently seen in Australia with another woman and questions surround why Woods was leaving home at such an odd hour.  Woods has refused to meet with Police investigators and simply issued a statement stating that the rumors are false and requests privacy.


Of his accident, Tiger just wants to forget
But his silence is making people upset
The rumors continue to increase
‘Cause he won’t talk to the police
It appears Tiger’s not out of the Woods yet



1 Comment

Sally

December 1st, 2009 at 8:45 am    


…or maybe he has too many *irons* in the fire?

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