December 31, 2009
Hello Daily Limerick Readers! As we wrap up this final week of 2009, we thought this would be a good time to look back on the year and some of the stories that were highly buzzed about. And nothing was more buzzed about than our new president and the entire first family. Barack was memorialized in a Chia Pet and Topps Trading Cards, Michelle was critiqued for her fashion choices, and of course, the nation was in a tizzy wondering what kind of dog the family would get. We hope you have enjoyed this daily retrospective and we look forward to bringing you more News to Amuse in 2010! click here for limerick
December 30, 2009
Hello Daily Limerick Readers! As we wrap up this final week of 2009, we thought this would be a good time to look back on the year and some of the stories that were highly buzzed about. We hope you enjoy this daily retrospective and we look forward to bringing you more News to Amuse in 2010! click here for limerick
December 29, 2009
Hello Daily Limerick Readers! As we wrap up this final week of 2009, we thought this would be a good time to look back on the year and some of the stories that were highly buzzed about. We hope you enjoy this daily retrospective and we look forward to bringing you more News to Amuse in 2010! click here for limerick
December 28, 2009
Hello Daily Limerick Readers! As we wrap up this final week of 2009, we thought this would be a good time to look back on the year and some of the stories that were highly buzzed about. We hope you enjoy this daily retrospective and we look forward to bringing you more News to Amuse in 2010! click here for limerick
December 27, 2009
Hello Daily Limerick Readers! As we wrap up this final week of 2009, we thought this would be a good time to look back on the year and some of the stories that were highly buzzed about. We hope you enjoy this daily retrospective and we look forward to bringing you more News to Amuse in 2010! click here for limerick
December 26, 2009
Hello Daily Limerick Readers! As we wrap up this final week of 2009, we thought this would be a good time to look back on the year and some of the stories that were highly buzzed about. We hope you enjoy this daily retrospective and we look forward to bringing you more News to Amuse in 2010! click here for limerick
December 24, 2009
Hello Daily Limerick readers. Unfortunately the flu has arrived and your favorite poets spent their evening at urgent care rather than writing a limerick. So, we thought we’d pull a timely limerick from our vaults. This one titled “From Sesame Street to Pennsylvania Ave“ appeared on September 5th, enjoy! As summer ends and fall begins the time of year known as “flu season” is quickly approaching. With the recent outbreak of the H1N1 flu virus, commonly known as Swine Flu, the U.S. Government is working hard to educate the public. The elderly, ill, and children are especially susceptible to the illness. In an attempt to teach children good hygiene such as sneezing into the bend of their arm and frequently washing hands, the government partnered with famous Sesame Street character, Elmo. The ads were originally aired in May 2009 but they have now been redesigned to promote the government’s flu website, www.flu.gov. click here for limerick
December 23, 2009
Greg Herbers entered the men’s room at the popular night-spot Dish in the Memphis-area. Seeing all the urinals and stalls occupied, he then realized that one stall was taken by two men who were not using the facilities. Herbers asked the gentlemen to vacate the stall. Mark Lambert was at a urinal talking to the men in the stall and took issue with Herbers’ request. An altercation ensured and Herbers bit off a portion of Lambert’s nose. Lambert is suing Herbers for $5 million for reconstructive surgery. click here for limerick
December 22, 2009
Earlier this month the Florida Department of Law Enforcement launched the “12 Days of Fugitives.” This campaign was designed to generate tips to the whereabouts of a dozen of the oldest and most violent prison escapees. One fugitive per day is profiled and tipsters are encouraged to call 1-877-FLA-WANTED. On Monday, December 21, 2009 it was announced that Oscar Eugene Richardson, the longest escapee, was living under the alias Eugene Ward and was captured by U.S. Marshals. click here for limerick
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