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“Field” Sobriety Test

November 22, 2009

In the city of Export, Pennsylvania, police arrested a DUI suspect.  It might have been just another unremarkable night for the State Trooper credited with the arrest – except – the criminal was on a tractor.  Ford Earl Broome, 63, admitted to the officer that he “drank a little” before getting on his tractor and making a beer run.  His blood alcohol limit was approximately double the legal limit! 


I need to get more beer Ford Earl Broome vowed
Though his alcohol limit was twice that allowed
That wasn’t a factor
As he drove his tractor
You could definitely say this man was plowed!