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Managers Were “Alarmed” By A Phone Call

October 23, 2009

It has been a tough month for restaurants in the Dakotas as they battle costly pranks.  In Bismarck, ND, a KFC suffered $2,500 in damage after a prank caller convinced an assistant manager to set off the fire suppression system.  The caller informed the manager that the system had been shut off by the central computer and warned that police and fire would be called unless the system was reset.  The manager obediently pulled the pin on the system and the resulting mess caused the KFC to be closed until a proper clean up was made.  A similar call was placed to a McDonald’s in Pierre, SD but the prank was not successful.


Across the Dakotas a crank call transcends
To pull a fire alarm the caller intends
Success at one place that was picked
While another couldn’t be tricked
North Dakotans aren’t as smart as their southern friends