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He Needs A Ticket To Ride

October 17, 2009

In Berlin, Germany, a 22 year-old student was riding the ticket without a ticket.  When this was discovered, he was removed from the train, which did not please him.  To demonstrate how much he did not the treatment, he pulled down his pants and pressed his buttocks against the window.  While he was busy mooning the train, he failed to realize that his pants were caught in the door.  When the train departed, it took him with him – dragging his half naked body 200 meters before a passenger pulled the emergency brake.  Physically, he escaped with only cuts and bruises but he faces a list of charges including, insulting the train staff.


A German man engaged in disrespectful acts
Was unexpectedly dragged down the railway tracks
He was kicked off too soon
Then decided to moon
And didn’t see the door close on his drooping slacks