Singer Hits a Sour Note

October 13, 2009

Singing karaoke at Bobby Valentine’s Sports Gallery Cafe’s in Stamford, CT can be dangerous.  Just ask a 25 year-old woman who suffered a beating after getting off the stage.  The victim (whose name was not released) was kicked and punched by six women who did not like her singing.  She suffered a chipped tooth and bruises and was treated at a local hospital.  All six assailants were arrested and released on $500 bail each.  Bobby Valentine is a native of Stamford and enjoyed a 40 year professional baseball career.


A woman whose singing was not so hot
Did not deserve the beating she got
There’s no way to excuse
A chipped tooth and bruise
Was she singing “Hit Me With Your Best Shot?”



1 Comment

Melissa

October 13th, 2009 at 10:15 am    


This is exactly why I only do karaoke in the private rooms. That way, the only people who hear me are my friends (and occasionally the staff), and they already accept me for the bad singer that I am.

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