The University of Florida Has A Plan For Everything
October 6, 2009
The University of Florida’s e-Learning website recently featured information on how to survive a Zombie attack. This highly detailed six-page document included medical information, barricade instructions, weaponry choices, and a checklist of reasons why co-workers were killed. It was meant to be humorous since that office also holds disaster plans for more likely scenarios like hurricanes and pandemics. It should come as no surprise that this portion of the website was taken down when it hit national news services in less than 24 hours. Doug Johnson, author of plan and director of the e-Learning support services, explained that his department can get stressed and he wanted to give the staff a laugh. The university decided that since the document was written in the middle of the night when Johnson had insomnia there will be no further repercussions.
The University of Florida took a whack
At outlining what to do when the zombies attack
It’s part of a disaster plan
But interest in it overran
And what was posted for all to see, they’ve taken back
Tags: Doug Johnson, e-Learning department, how to survive a zombie attack, University of Florida
Posted on: October 6, 2009
Filed under: Just For Fun, Pop Culture
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2 Comments
JerseyGirl
October 6th, 2009 at 10:56 am
What? Not everyone has a zombie preparedness plan? The last two apartments I’ve lived in have been zombie-proof for short-term seiges and I have back-up plans for longer seiges. Haven’t we learned anything from World War Z?
Battlerager1231
October 8th, 2009 at 6:46 am
Being prepared for the possibility of any disaster is a good thing. Just because this disaster is based more on fictional lore doesn’t mean the merits of such a thing are terrible. This was brilliant! When the Zombie wars happen, will you be ready?
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