Laid For Lays
September 23, 2009
In Oklahoma City, a woman was arrested on prostitution charges after she agreed to exchange sex for a box of Frito Lay products valued at $30. Lahoma Sue Smith was found in her car partially clothed with the man who told her he had no money but was an employee of the snack food company and had a box of product in his car. Frito Lay is the maker of Sun Chips, Doritos, Cheetos, and of course, Lay’s Potato Chips.
To a hooker a moneyless man did persuade
Sex for a box of Fritos products was the trade
They make some yummy flavors
Which inspired sexual favors
But in the end was her arrest worth getting Lay’d?
Tags: $30 worth of Frito Lay Products, Cheetos, Doritos, Lahoma Sue Smith, Lay’s Potato Chips, Oklahoma City, sex for snack food, Sun Chips
Posted on: September 23, 2009
Filed under: Just For Fun
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1 Comment
Aylina
September 23rd, 2009 at 9:27 pm
That is way too funny! Your limerick made me giggle. But I’d have to argue, on the serious side, that it wasn’t prostitution. There was no money exchanged, and there was no profit made. (Apparently, she never got undressed. But even if she had, he wasn’t paying her. He was buying her dessert.) Not saying it’s morally right to trade “a favor for a favor”, but you can’t make having good morals the law. Next time a guy buys a lady beer, or pays for dinner, will she be arrested if she goes home with him? Guess one-night stands are out. ^.^
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