Another Crappy Commercial
September 22, 2009
There is something almost hypnotic about commercials aired in the middle of the night. Perhaps it is the lack of sleep that makes it seem that our lives will be far better with the gadget being sold. But once in a great while a product comes along that makes so little sense that even television can’t convey its revolutionary benefits! This week, we were introduced to The Comfort Wipe. As the advertisement tells you, “Toilet paper is really archaic.” To learn why this is the “first improvement to toilet paper as we know it since the 1880’s”, click here and watch one minute of the commercial for yourself!
A new product has joined the T.V. commercial hype
Designed to help you with your most intimate swipe
People who are heavy and wide
Can maintain their dignity and pride
Thanks to the new ergonomic Comfort Wipe!
Tags: Comfort Wipe, first improvement to toilet paper as we know it since the 1880’s, television commercial, toilet paper is really archaic
Posted on: September 22, 2009
Filed under: Just For Fun
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2 Comments
Sally
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:22 am
It’s amazing what one can learn on DailyLimerick.com…
Doran “T-Dog” Duffy
September 22nd, 2009 at 12:37 pm
We have given up as a nation, haven’t we?
We are just going to continue to stuff our fat faces and when we can no longer service our own most basic needs, we will resort to a product like this. So sad……
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