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Cheating Husband

August 31, 2009

A man near Tysons  Corner, VA has been standing on the side of the road wearing a sign that reads “I cheated.  This is my punishment”.   He has not revealed his true name, his wife’s name, or where he lives throughout the many interviews he has given the media.  The story he tells is that his wife found on his cell phone pictures of his male privates that he sent to a woman with whom he was having an affair.  Because details cannot be verified, many are beginning to believe this may be a ploy to garner some national exposure (no pun intended) but even that purpose is not clear. 


For cheating on his wife, a man was to be shamed
I am a cheater his hand-written sign proclaimed
Standing on the street
Was less than discreet
Don’t you wish people kept their privates more contained?