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Attention Shoppers: This Is a Hold-Up

July 29, 2009

A nicely dressed man walked into a Chicago Office Depot and demanded the contents of the safe.  The quick-thinking clerk turned on the store Public Announcement system and his demands were instantly broadcast throughout the entire store.  Upon hearing this, the man ran from the store and has not yet been found. 


A potential robber got more than he bargained for
When the clerk broadcast his demands throughout the store
After hearing his voice
Escaping was his choice
And he quickly ran out the Office Depot’s front door