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Feed Me Baby One More Time

July 16, 2009

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline were a couple from April 2004 to July 2007.  In 2005 they put their lives on public display with their television show Britney & Kevin: Chaotic  where he often mocked her eating habits and weight gain.  Now the tables have turned!  Britney is as fit and trim as ever and Kevin has reportedly put on 85 pounds.  They say, “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” and Britney is certainly getting her revenge giving Kevin nicknames like, “Fat Housewife”, “K-Fat”, and “Fatter-Line“ 


Britney and Kevin never had a marriage that was fine
For most it was no surprise when it started to decline
Her weight he used to attack
But now she’s getting him back
By coining his new nickname “Kevin Fatter-Line”