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His Lunch Was a Hit

June 27, 2009

Oklahoma City is a dangerous place to eat lunch, just ask Roger Hamilton.  While innocently waiting for his bus to arrive, he was punched in the mouth.  He told police he was just about to put mayonnaise on his bologna and cheese sandwich when the assault came.  Authorities said he suffered a cut and swollen lip and was covered in blood.  The suspect escaped with the sandwich valued at 76 cents. 


While waiting for a bus Roger prepared his lunch
But he saw man starring and he got a hunch
Hamilton was pissed
When he felt the fist
And for a lousy sandwich he took a punch