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Frolicking Father

May 29, 2009

In Miami, Spanish entertainment magazine TV Notas photographed a Catholic Priest kissing a woman on the beach.  The priest, Fr. Alberto Cutie (pronounced Cuh-tee-ā) and his girlfriend of 2 years, Ruhama Buni Canellis, announced that he would leave the Catholic Church and join the Episcopal Church where priests are permitted to marry.  At the time of this post, Fr. Cutie remains a Catholic Priest but one who cannot perform legitimate sacraments.  Only the Pope can grant the “favor” of releasing him from his vows. 


A Catholic Priest was relieved of his duty
When he was caught canoodling with a beauty
He’s now in a scandal
That’s difficult to handle
He lived up to his name of Father “Cutie”