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The Mad Hatter

April 17, 2009

A New York bank robber in Central Islip, Long Island had a two-year track record of robbing banks without getting caught.  The secret to his success were his many chapeaus.  For every robbery he wore something different on his head.  Sometimes it was a fedora, other times a black hat traditionally worn by Orthodox Jews, and he even wore a turban.  However, it all came undone when a band-aid fell off during one of the robberies and the police used the DNA to track him down. 

 
A New York thief showed off his sense of style
Robberies in different hats, so as to beguile
He created an aura
In a turban or fedora
Now he’ll show his fashion in prison for a while