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Leafy Greens

March 14, 2009

A 50-year-old truck driver was stopped at the entry point to Gallup, New Mexico to inspect his cargo.  He said he was transporting fresh produce and cans of spinach.  A State Motor Transportation Division officer noticed that most of the cans did not have labels and there was a significant variance between the printed ounces of the can and the actual weight.  A can was opened and the officer discovered the “spinach” was actually marijuana.

(Author’s Note:  The last line is for all you Popeye fans.)


A Motor Officer working his usual beat
Uncovered a surprising canned foods deceit
The cans’ labels were unfinished
And filled with pot instead of spinach
Call this driver “Pot-Eye the Stoner Man (tweet tweet)”